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Old Lady Sienna Miller in her Bra for a Campaign of the Day

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2025

Mar

Leni Klum’s Got Full Tits of the Day

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I don’t know where Leni Klum’s tits come from, but the assumption is from her Italian father who wanted nothing to do with her, so she was forced to be raised by a Seal…before he was clubbed, or really after her mom was clubbed, because the rumor is his penis was the size of a grown man’s forearm, which was apparently not enough for a German Dominatrix from the Nazi Era Eugenics program to feel anything….

I guess they could also be German….her tits…due to the Eugenics program…but she’s not quite as Aryan as the Eugenics program would want, or as Heidi Klum is…but it was the 40s, their engineering less sophisticated, but at least they got the tits right….RIGHT?

The real concern should be her lack of nipples, maybe she’s modest, despite not looking very modest, especially when her mom is an exhibitionist whore who probably used to make the family masturbate together instead of celebrating Thanksgiving….

I guess, the daughters of whore do their best to be modest, since it is the hottest and they’ve been ashamed of their mother’s behavior….but that doesn’t seem right for celebrity kids, who have everything and who saw their mom win through whoring…that’s more of a homeless prostitute or stripper mom thing, where the daughter becomes a lawyer or some shit…HILLBILLY ULOGY or some shit…

MAYBE the Eugenics program DNA testing mean no nipples, but instead just rocking tits, you have to make one choice or another…tits or nipples…the tits always win!

Or she’s a clone, when cloning tech wasn’t perfected and they couldn’t figure out the nipple..

Either way…she’s got no nipples and that’s some horror movie shit….it’s the Vagina Dentata of tit.

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2025

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Stupid Lingerie Outfit of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio was the least exciting of the Victoria’s Secret models, yet she stuck with the brand for 20 years or more. She’s now in her 60s.

She was possibly a man, because Brazil was dominant on that Tranny Trend before America decided to get involved and do their best attempt at chicks with dicks, which looked more like hormonally fucked up nerds who live off Monster Energy drink and Anime while gaming, than the bimbo parody the Brazilians were bringing with their chicks with dicks…

So in the USA you find a ton of fat obese on a motorized scooter due to chronic illness, pink haired on estrogen chicks with dicks….but in Brazil you find dudes you’d almost be willing to suck on their tits, even though that’s gay as fuck…

Anyway, Ambrosio, the one who loved her Big Underwear captors is paying tribute to her career, in a pair of pants that look like a pair of lingerie, because that’s high fashion trolling baby…

Get the idiots to spend 1000s of dollars on an outfit they can recreate at the sex shop for under 10 bucks…

ScHEMERS for the retards with money they don’t know what to spend on….

But I’ll look at a bitch pretending to wear lingerie in public, it’s better than regular pants….unless they are the crotchless pants of the future…

However, these pants are pretty fucking stupid and remind me of a Halloween costume and not in a good way.

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2025

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown ASs Shot no Shit Stains of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown is doing the Kardashian thing where she’s decided she’s 21 and it’s time for her to produce low level 90s inspired smut and I’ll stare at that ass…

To some it seems like she missed a great opportunity to show off a shit stain, or even an asshole with it jacked up inside her the way it is…

To me, being into ass….I’ll say girl is CHEEKED UP

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2025

Mar

Dua Lipa’s Slutty Outfit of the Day

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Here’s Dua Lipa and one of those sideways vaginas that all the fat white guys seem to fucking love and breed with….

They are both in relatively sheer tops, but I’m not seeing any nipple, which is disgraceful and they should be ashamed of themselves.

If you’re going to be a human trafficked sex kitten from Albania, or Former Yugoslavia, or whatever part of Asia….the least you can do is show the nipple instead of tease the nipple.

It’s not like we’re being tricked into thinking they are classy or wholesome, or that if we pay they’ll give us what we want.

This isn’t the slow dance stripper building up to the lap dances by not showing cunt on stage….

This is attention deficit disorder…where we ain’t got time for shit cuz we’re already onto the next scroll….I’m actually I lasted this long writing this, I was thinking about lunch, other tits, and bounced through three to 12 tabs on my browser in the making of this post.

LEGEND…

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2025

Mar

Ivanka Trump’s Got her Tits Pushed Up of the Day

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Some people say that Ivanka Trump has had work done, that this is not her authentic or original face. They say it’s a new nose, that it’s new lips, that is’ a new chin and jawline….

Some people think she was replaced with a sexbot robot to make babies for that dude who financed the Kardashians in their underwear and activewear venture, maybe it’s part of the silent alien invasion that has all the elites being run by parasites in flesh suits…

I don’t know what’s really going on, but clearly they are just haters who don’t appreciate hot old chicks with their big old tits in an outfit you can jerk off to….

The fact she’s the President’s daughter, should make her even hotter to you….

So celebrate Ivanka, she’s still got it thanks to no one deporting her mom when they had a chance….

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2025

Mar

Emma Stone’s Nipples are Disturbing of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Emma Stone is showing some nipple in this dress and it’s pretty disturbing….

Not because I fear the nipple, if anything, I celebrate the nipple and want to latch onto all nipples, big and small, to try to relive breast feeding as a child since my mother never breast fed me and I feel like I should experience it at least once a day to feel human…MAYBE not breast feeding me stunted me and made me tit obsessed…cuz that formula they give us retards is poison while the other kids got that RAW DAIRY…

Anyway, we’ve seen Emma Stone in movies being a serious and celebrated actress, she’s got 2 Oscars or more, which is retarded since she has a retarded speech impediment…

We’ve seen her naked for those roles and it was zero hot….

So now that she’s older, not in a movie, just haggard with the short hair, wrinkles, pale skin all skinny and covered in pock marks…like some kind of orphan left in the basement and forgotten for 35 years being let out on the scene…

You can pretty much see her nipple or one of her nipples and I don’t want to latch, I want to run and THAT is not how you want to feel or behave when a nipple comes into play…

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2025

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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2025

Mar

Lily James’ Nipples of the Day

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Lily James is at Fashion Week, so obviously she needs to have her nipples visible through two layers of clothing so that the fashion police know they can’t arrest her…

She’s the British actress who probably doesn’t like only being known as Pam Anderson, but she played Pam Anderson in the Pam and Tommy series that Disney put out for some weird reason.

She was in full prosthetics, so it was basically not even her, but as it turns out
Lily James is only hot when she’s got the prosthetics to make her look like Pam Anderson….

I mean she’s alright for a British chick, but the prosthetics make her so much better and that probably hurts her self esteem which makes her hotter…trying hard to survive as an overpaid set of tits…by trying to prove that her tits are worthy too, otherwise why would the 35 year old be showing them off like this…

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2025

Mar

Dianna Agron’s Showing Some Tit of the Day.

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I just spent about 20 minutes reading Dianna Agron’s WIKIPEDIA because I am a very fucking slow reader, I think there’s a serious retardation, maybe dyslexia, which is weird because I write all day…but I don’t right real good, so that could line up perfectly….which is what Dianna Agron’s Dress is doing….linking up perfectly for a shit stain of the nipple flash…

I guess the technical name is not shit stain of the nipple, but rather the AEROLA, but shit stain seems more appropriate…

In my deep dive into her WIKI, she talks about being Jewish a lot for someone who’s mother wasn’t born Jewish but converted to Judaism…making her technically Jewish by a loophole…

She was in Glee, she dated Sebastian Stan and some other dudes I’ve never heard of, she was in a Taylor Swift lesbian rumor, since everyone thinks Taylor Swift is a lesbian….but it was a bunch of years before all the Taylor Swift hype of the last 2 years destroyed part of all of our souls…

All this to say, I’m here for the nipple.

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2025

Mar

Barbara Palvin Wears Lingerie to Events of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is working her way back into the fashion industry because she’s some sort of model.

She came into our lives when she was 18 and brought here from Hungary to be a Victoria’s Secret model….

Oh the stories that immigrant child in a new country working for “Big Underwear” could probably tell us in the event she’s learned how to speak english yet.

You’d think there are many women in Hungary or all of Eastern Europe who are keen on fighting her way to the top of the VS panty mound….

They’d do ANYTHING for that shit, yet this is who they chose…makes you wonder….doesn’t it…

WHAT DOES PALVIN KNOW….WHAT HAS PALVIN DONE….is she on the FLIGHT LOGS…

Anyway, in being fashion at fashion events and from a lingerie modeling background, she’s wearing lingerie to these events and looking pretty alright…

Except for the fact she has no nipple, she may want to get that checked out.

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