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Archive for the Kim Kardashian Category

2010

17

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Car Accident Wasn’t Good Enough of the Day

Kim Kardashian constantly ruins my fetishes….from peeing on chicks, to making sex tapes and getting a reality show…to Armenian women…to rich LA kids….to chubby lazy chicks who carry their weight right…to girls who have hard manly faces…she’s managed to pollute my brain….and now she’s ruining my car accident fetish…esepcially one featuring a piece of rich lazy overrated trash who gets pissed on in sex tapes that lead to making millions with a TV show like some kind of celebrity all while having a hot thick lazy Armenian body….cuz in that fetish the bitch drives off a cliff into the ocean.

So next time this bitch gets is in a car accident, she should do it up proper and get killed like anyone who does a car accident right. This candy coated bullshit is typical of her half assed behavior…and is just another disappointment from her and her big ass and big titties…

Here are some pictures of her in Allure since I am a fashion site…because apparently she has some kind of Allure…that I don’t understand…but I think it starts with watching her big round rich immigrant ass as it got fucked and pissed on by a black dude after seeing her at parties with Paris Hilton….it’s like how can a urinal accomplish so much…when the urinals I know just kind stick to one place and one job….bad joke. I know.

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2010

12

Aug

Kim Kardashian After-Wax Face of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving the salon where she reportedly “Indulges in gettting waxes” because ethnic girls tend to be hairy as fuck, especially when they are jacked with male hormones like this bitch, at least that’s what her face wants us to believe and I guess this is just is another example of useless bullshit pieces of information I don’t need to know in my life…even if there was a period in my life that I was envious of bikini waxers cuz of all the pussy they got to see and I went so far as to apply for a job as a waxer without any formal training because of all the pussy they got to see before realizing that hairy pussy on fat bitches may never get boring, but can get messy, especially with the law suits that come when I start using my mouth instead of wax on them, cuz really I have no standards….but for some reason thinking about Kim Kardashian’s hairy black cock filled pussy getting ravaged by asians doesn’t really turn me on…especially when I know she was getting her mustache waxed and they just spun the story on me but I guess it’s not about me, but about you…so enjoy using your imagination on this one…since bitch doesn’t need to degrade herself and post the video of the shit like she used to…She’s changed for the worse. Fame’s really made her dull….

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2010

04

Aug

Kim Kardashian Almost Falls While Stuffing her Face of the Day

I’ve always said that Kim Kardashian is a fucking pig and I wasn’t even talking about her sex tape that she gets pissed on in. I was talking about her body and her level of physical fitness, cuz despite her bullshit workout DVD she released a few years ago, I never thought she was anything more than a slob who lay out eating junk food in her underwear all day, she’s just been lucky enough to get her fat to deposit itself in the right place without the sloppy cellulite dents that white people get, but that doesn’t mean she’s not fat…

So here she is, really fucking into her ice cream, stuffing her vile face, so fucking into it that she’s falling all over the place, or maybe her heel is giving out, cuz they don’t make shoes to support that kind of weight…and here are the pics…of her unfortunately not falling and hurting her cunt self…..

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2010

03

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass in Leggings of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and feel she is a stain on the world….I gotta say she kinda turns me on. I have never seen a dirty little whore rich kid, who has managed to launch a career by letting some black dude piss on her, something few girls let dudes do to them in the first place, let a lone on video that launches her career, but more importantly, I’ve never seen an ass with this kinda shape. Sure, she’s lazy and fat, but fuck would I like her to film her next sex tape on my face, even if shit still smells like stale negro sperm, she’s just got that kinda of spell on me…as long as I don’t look at her over-worked manly face…and that’s all I have to say about that…cuz between you and me…I feel shame in liking these pictures….I’m weak.

Pics via Fame

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2010

02

Aug

Kim Kardashian, Ashley Greene and Kelly Ripa Hangin’ Together of the Day

I always find it weird when I see pictures of these Hollywood sluts together at events like they are friends, even though I know they don’t give a fuck about each other and that they are just doing it for their image. I also just figure that each of these cunts is on her own self involved, ego, mission where they by default hate any pussy that gets more attention than them, even though they are each over-rated pieces of shit, regardless of what the media tells us, or how much money they have in their bank accounts, and I figure to at least one of you – each of these girls has been a fantasy at least once, so why not post a picture of them all together….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

19

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I like big asses…but not this kind of big ass….this shit is just shit that reminds me of a 30 year old secretary who works at the walk in clinic, has a couple of cats, likes to read books and loves cake and ice cream cuz it makes her feel like she’s being hugged from the inside…since no one hugs her on the outside….

What I am getting at is that this ass is just fat…it’s not hot, or round or perfection…it’s fucking sloppy but just happens to not have cellulite, cuz maybe Armenian bitches are so cross bred from decades of being conquered that cellulite doesn’t hit them…but it doesn’t mean she’s not a fucking pig…a pig who peaked with her sex tape …the rest of her is just fucking aftershock from the shit…and the public seems to constantly forget how vile this twat is.

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2010

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Big Fat Ass of the Day

Here are some of pictures of Kim Kardashian showing off her fat fucking ass, and for once, you can actually see that her ass is fat and not just round and beautiful like all you idiots think.

I have spent the last few years trying to explain to people that she gets fucked by black dudes because she’s got a huge vagina and a huge sloppy ass and they love that shit cuz she’s not black….In time the rest of her body will catch up to the cellulite ridden product of her being a lazy pig of a woman…and you can finally see the truth in the form of ass dimples in her white outfit.

Here are the pics….of her very big belly button…cuz that’s what fat bitches in tight clothes have….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

08

Jul

Kim Kardashian Uses Lindsay Lohan for Publicity of the Day

Wasting our fucking resources. You know that when all these cops were “protecting” Lohan from the paparazzi….4 black kids got shot in the LA Projects….Hollywood people are excessive, disgusting, and now kill street kids and the whole thing annoys me, but not as much as how obvious Kim Kardashian is, Lohan is in the media so she befriends her and shows her support, kinda the same logic that went into the sex tape release. These Hollywood cunts don’t give a shit about anything but themselves and in Kim Kardashian’s case…eating…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

02

Jul

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Fat Tongue of the Day

The only thing hot about Kardashian’s tongue is that I know a black dude pissed on it in video….and when shit is done on video…you know it’s not her first time…not that I find the act of a black dudes, or really any dude pissing in the face of girls hot, but it is the implication of what is going on in the girls head to allow for a dude to piss on her face, especially video and there’s nothing hotter than knowing a bitch getting pissed in the face has no self-respect…cuz she’s just a fat insecure pig willing to do anything for attention, only in this case, shit ended up with their own reality TV show….

Here she is unfortunately tainting the mind of a baby that was born into her family and ultimately doomed from the start making me wonder how many abortions she’s probably had, you know since she didn’t use condoms in the sex tape and according to the housing project by my house, black is fertile….

Here she is on a boat and she unfortunately didn’t fall off and drown cuz black people can’t swim, even when they got fat asses and tits their idiotic brains thought could double as a life jacket, without having to wear a bulky life jacket that ruins her outfit…

Pics via Fame

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2010

21

Jun

Kim Kardashian Hides Her Whore Pussy Like Her Porno Didn’t Launch Her Career of the Day

I prefer when pussy does the Miley Cyrus and gets out of the car with purpose and that purpose is to be exposed for all to see….especially when the purpose of the whore pussy to begin with was to be exposed for all to see…that’s what launched the pussy’s mainstream career cuz she filmed a porno that involved an unprotected black cock violating it…a porno that everyone saw because it was marketed as a “sex tape” and not some weird mixed race fetish shit it actually was…a porno that allowed her to leverage the buzz and establish herself with the help of Ryan Seacrest, who is apparently a hero to pornstars who pretend they aren’t pornstars…by giving them legit shows that people buy actually watch…despite it having little to no substance….

So she can pretend that she’s not the whore we all know she is cuz over the years as her face has morphed into a man and her gut caught up with her fat ass, she’s developed some integrity, or maybe she knows leaving her a sloppy fucking pig pussy in the bag is best for all parties involved.

Either way, I’d rather see cunt than no cunt, no matter what trash that cunt is stapled onto….

Pics via Fame

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