I don’t hate Emma Roberts.

She’s a celebrity rich kid who ended up with a career of her own, which I am sure had nothing to do with her name.

Her dad, Academy Award winning Eric Roberts, who actually was one of the most important actors in early NETFLIX when they could only afford to license bootleg shit direct to DVD movies and he starred in all of them.

That probably had nothing to do with it and either did her Aunt Julia, who is America’s Sweetheart in the event you didn’t know.

Speaking of Julia Roberts, I saw a meme about Pretty Woman, where they broke down that the 100 dollars per hour Pretty Woman hooker, took 3000 dollars for a week of work, taking her hourly rate down substantially, to like 4 dollars an hour or some shit….which is a reminder that you should always negotiate with whores, they aren’t all good at math.

Not that Emma Roberts is a whore, I mean she could be, her hair done up all reheaded like her Aunti, her face looks smoothed out with those BOTOX injections like a stripper or porn chick and it’s all pretty sexual….then her tits looking swollen in her erotic neglige she’ll pretend is just a dress, but we see that lace trim girl…WE SEE IT…

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Here’s a picture of Emma Roberts in her native Beverly Hills, sticking her finger in her back pocket, because she’s clearly got intestinal worms from her high risk sexual lifestyle as a celebrity and a spoiled rich kid, a lethal combination for anuses. MANY ani have been destroyed for being the spoiled rich kids of celebrities without the whole becoming celebrities themselves, but when you do…that asshole stands no chance…just ask Kate Hudson.

Anyway, Emma Roberts is hot, even if she’s an old weathered mom, she’s developed tits and remained skinny and I’ve always liked her in movies when I generally hate everyone….so seeing her pic her ass is glorious, but more importantly, her taking on the now trendy country music scene, by featuring boots and a one-piece, doing the bikini cowboy…is better.

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I’ve always thought that Emma Roberts was hot. Sure, she’s probably a product of incest between Julia Roberts and her brother, they just don’t tell us anything about that because incest is frowned upon, even if it’s so fucking convenient and for a narcissist one step closer to fucking yourself, than fucking someone like Lyle Lovett, who I am sure is a lovely man, but who is no Eric Roberts…

I think the celebrity rich kid raised in LA and handed opportunities because of who she is is hot, but I also like that her dad, an Oscar winner became the star of every Z-list movie just to keep a roof over his head. In early NETFLIX days, he was the source of all their content because actual movies weren’t being shown on NETFLIX…

So she’s a celebrity rich kid who has daddy issues, who probably resents her dad for sucking, and that makes her better at sucking, assuming she sucks dick as we only have verification that she uses her vagina to do the sucking, since she has a kid…

She’s on a boat, wearing what I think is probably a dress, or a MODEST MORMON style bathing suit, since MODEST IS THE HOTTEST and she’s an old mom, it makes sense….

At first glance, I thought the matching wrap was a skirt attached to the swimsuit, so it’s a little more WHORISH than originally anticipated….

Either way, still hot to me.

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She is a new enough mom, she may still lactate, exciting for all your body builders and preppers out there who see tit milk as the sustenance you need to get the proper swoll on in the gym, or to have access to nutrients without having to lug around a cow, while being forced to suck said tit to get that sustenance, we do TITTY MILK mondays around here, so we’re all too familiar with you weirdos into titty doing what they were designed to do……no, not get cummed on……produce MILK, you freaks.

Anyway, Emma Roberts has been one of my celeb favorites, so her tits at the farm, whether with milk or not, could use a milking, and if only I was a migrant farm hand I always wanted to be, you know to be there to offer my tit sucking skills, they’d call me “automated teet sucker in human form” and the rash I’d leave behind probably far less gross than that of the industrial farming machinery they use in these modern times….as they target farmers as the enemy, try to bribe them to destroy crop or sell, because he who controls the food CONTROLS the world.

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Emma Roberts posted a few bikini pics the OTHER DAY that I celebrated by calling her a nepotism hire, which I assume she is but that I don’t really care about, because she brings joy to any show she’s been in that I’ve seen, and I would, which is VERY hard for me to admit, ALMOST, but barely, call myself a fan.

Now my version of Fan Boy is typically hating the celeb less than I hate other celebs while liking their tits more than I like other celebs, and unfortunately, their performances in shows they are on impact that….which by default means I think positively of acting performances and that is something I never want to admit, or never want to experience, or never want to be….it’s far more rewarding to just hate on every aspect of these spoiled brat lives….but some slip through the cracks….

So mom Roberts, being busy doing mom shit, like playing the MILF by the pool, seems to be into her body, cuz she keeps posting it, maybe on the prowl for some cock, or on the prowl to piss off some cock that has fucked her over, you can never really tell the motivation of a woman, especially a crazy spoiled one like this, who I believe got arrested for domestic abuse, but that just makes her more passionate, fiery and crazy..so I never hold a prior against a woman, if anything, it’s an aphrodisiac, some FOREPLAY….feisty and unstable makes for fun to be smothered by while they rage fuck your face with their vaginas as they cry or bang their heads against the wall before taking a huge shit on your chest..you know unpredictable.

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Emma Roberts may be a nepotism hire, not that that bothers me, I believe in nepotism, it’s how they keep the riffraff out of their scam….only insiders allowed….and if you’re born to the right cunt, or out of the right cunt, you deserve all the perks that come with it…..but I do like reminding people they are nepotism hires because rarely do they admit it, but instead have some canned answer as to how they aren’t nepotism hires….

Either way, Emma Roberts is hot and a nepotism hire because she’s got the right name, her aunt America’s sweetheart…..

She’d probably say “But my dad is a fuck up”….because her dad was an OSCAR winner who ended up never had a mainstream hit again, maybe he had dirt on execs or they just wanted to silence him without having to kill him off like they did with PRINCE or MJ…..

So they just made him disappear career wise, CANCEL CULTURE, a fate. worse than death because you have to watch yourself die a slow death and that comes with a lot of shame….

But that was only until a time when NETFLIX was just getting it’s start as a streamer and they needed to acquire every movie made for under 1,000,000 dollars that they could get their hands on to populate their site with new movies….

They were waiting for them to be bigger and more important than the traditional cinema system, where the studios would choose netflix deal over theatrical releases, or where they were producing actual high budget hits, in some cases stupid high budget hits, like giving Chapelle, a comic 100,000,000 dollars, or giving Adam Sandler 100,000,000 dollars, or David Letterman 100,000,000 dollars, they seem to have a lot of 100,000,000 dollars to pass around, but they aren’t offering me shit….

But before that happened, Eric Roberts was a key figure in their content strategy, and he deserves some recognition for that, if anything his shitty, humiliating movies, MADE Netflix what it is today….and his SPERM made EMMA ROBERTS what she is today, which is a bikini mom with her cute tits out, being hot, at least to me, because I’ve thought she was hot and fun to watch in movies for a long time and I typically don’t like anyone, especially actors who were born in that satanic and demonic hell they call Hollywood that has all you cucks hypnotized under their witchcraft spell…

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Emma Roberts fucked off to Costa Rica after having a falling out with her husband or boyfriend that came in her at least once…because they have a baby together….ewwww…don’t they know cumming in the ass, face, tits, anywhere but inside her, even if it is more intimate in this soulless world where everyone craves intimacy….it means stuck to a motherfucker for 18 years at least and that’s annoying….but it happens…

But yeah, he got arrested in the break up, because he obviously is a wimp who think Emma Roberts is the top of the charts, when he can just go pull 8 chicks a day being the dude who had a kid with Emma Roberts, all 8 of those chicks hotter than Emma Roberts and probably less annoying for not being the level of Eric Roberts Daddy issues she must have….even though they all have daddy issues…use that fact from your IMBD “HAS CHILD WITH EMMA ROBERTS” to secure more pussy…loser…

So when he was out getting arrested, she went to Costa Rica for for ECO TOURISM escape, maybe some TAX evasion, and in being in COSTA RICA she’s in Bikini and I’ve always found her hot, even though I think someone who’s already knocked her up can pull hotter chicks, you know been there done that, but I haven’t…so I still see the good it has to offer…

Which is why I’m staring at her ass.

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I am a fan of Emma Roberts and appreciate that she splits with her man that I assume fathered her child by sperming up inside her in a romantic way, saying things like “I want you to drip out of you all day and CRUST UP YOUR UNDERWEAR….turning them into some crisp, starchy, dried cum filled masterpiece, because you may not know this about me, although I did just cum in you, so you should know this about me, I’m an artist”….

But yeah, while he’s out getting arrested for being drunk, she’s on vacation, showing off her hot mom bod, because when you’re a young MILF you must claim your MILF status before it is too late…..and she’s getting her reading on…

She’s been a reader, does book club shit, may even be smart…YOU NEVER know..but I like to think she’s sending us a message with her book choice of Orwell’s Roses….which after some google I’ve discovered is about George Orwell, possibly the most relevant sci/fi writer of our times, thanks to this authoritarian censorship shit….and the book compares his love for gardening roses, an understudied aspect of his life, to his political writing…

SOUNDS like a waste of fucking time….but if she’s doing it in bikini and if this is her “honk honk” we live in clown world…so read this Orwell book to realize and understand what is going on….assuming it’s not some woke shit saying that censorship is good and that you can tell from Orwell’s rose garden that his books weren’t a warning, but a map for how we should live…or some other out of context shit…

BIKINIS…

YES….

FOCUS ON THAT..

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Emma Roberts broke up with her husband/baby daddy and dude went off the fucking rails, got arrested for public intoxication because he’s handling it really well…

So she did what a typical bitchy ex would do and hopped onto a flight to Costa Rica, where she did some luxury retreat shit, laying in the pool in her swimsuit, doing some YOGA, in a giant fuck you to that unstable fuck she broke up with….a little “I’m doing fine without you, hey internet look at my hot mom skinny body”….and I’m full on board…I think the whole point of breaking up is to show the person on social media that you don’t need them, or that you’ve got new pussy, because being the cuck who gets arrested in a break-up is the WEAK spot to be….NEVER chase a bitch, always chase a new bitch to get a pic to post to drive the other bitch crazy.

The point of the story is that Eric Roberts love child with his sister Julia Roberts is the kind of INBRED I like….I’ve found Emma Roberts hot throughout her career that was gifted to her no matter how hard they’ll say her struggle was….and bratty rich kids with celebrity siblings for parents are a fetish of mine….even after their pussy has been blown out…but ONLY when they are this skinny.

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I don’t know if Emma Roberts is still pregnant or pregnant again, I just know that she’s pregnant in these random pics I just came across, and that should be very exciting for all of you perverts, who are into the whole ready to drop thing, knowing that pregnancy may be a thing of the past, in this new and modern normal, where basically women won’t be making babies anymore, they’ll be too busy taking selfies, fucking on Only Fans, complaining about the patriarchy, or the time they had sex when drunk, or some other shit that offends them…while babies all get made in the lab….never a pregnancy again…so TAKE IT IN motherfuckers…TAKE IT IN….

I am a fan of Emma Roberts, the imagined daddy issues she has from having a cokehead dad who destroyed his acting career and was forced to be straight to netflix, before that was a good thing, all after winning an OSCAR….so there’s TALENT in her veins….

Plus, I watched Pretty Woman on Disney+. because Disney+ has added some adult programming, and young Julia Roberts, who I never found hot, was actually hot to me….so there’s that….

We call her Hollywood Royalty….or Hollywood scraps that were able to survive and thrive…and the most important thing in all this is how big her pregnant tits are….exciting!

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