Sydney Sweeney is in the pool, being a whore with her tits out underwater like you’d do.

The underwater artistry is pretty faggy, but at least it lets you see her built in titty floats trying to take her to the surface….those tits will save a bitches life, or make a bitches life, or both…

She has a thong bikini on, since all bikinis are thongs, which is a good thing for a pervert like me who loves thongs but doesn’t have any beaches around so I can’t get arrested.

The shoot is done by some hipster from Orange County who has been working her way through the scene for the last 10 years and apparently she’s officially made it….her name is Amber Asalay and she’s had sex, unprotected sex, with Riff Raff…

You probably don’t know who any of those people are, but you’re not a current up to date out of touch pop culture blogger like this outcasted motherfucker…

A partnership with SWEENEY would be exciting if it involved titty fucking…..this one probably didn’t and the photographer has worked with other celebs as high profile as Sweeney….

Sweeney, like all women, looks better when Underwater because it hides the dopey inbred face and pock marks while perking the rest of her up….NICE.

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