Rat Cow continues to impress us with the fact that she is seen as relevant enough to attend all the important events, it’s like she’s VIP all while being a bootleg whore on the internet, because clearly she’s done something right with her marketing of her tits and her whoring, intellectualizing it, making it fashionable, getting brands to pay her a lot for coverage while wearing very little coverage and it’s all just worth jerking off to because for whatever reason, her face is looking less ratty than before and her tits just as full as a cow with milk filled utters dying to be squeezed…..

Rat Cow is the reason I want to get a pet rat and name him Cow, to dress up and train to do tricks on social media like this Rat Cow does tricks in her day to day life…only my rat Cow’s tricks will be playing dead, maybe running in the hamster wheel and playing dead, maybe doing a little rat dance so not nearly as perverted as the other Rat Cow’s tricks, you know the dudes who sign the checks…

My Rat Cow will become the only Rat Cow people care about….but until then, we’re stuck with this one.

In other news she posted a bikini pic:

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