Olivia Rodrigo was all teeth in her red swimsuit at the beach.

Although being all-teeth isn’t that great for dick sucks, unless you’re neuropathy has destroyed any feeling in the cock, in which case you need the teeth to feel….being all teeth in a beach red bathing suit photoshoot sponsored by Diet Coke isn’t that bad….it’s not like it’s VAGINA DENTATA people, it’s just some ethnically ambiguous super famous popstar / industry puppet with all that social media fame in a bathing suit…doing product placement. MONETIZE EVERYTHING.

Anyway, it was her birthday, she had a beach picnic like she’s a normal person, she had some pussy definition in her swimsuit because it’s the kind that gets jacked up inside her by her shoulders….there was cleavage, there was sunglasses hiding her dopey eyes….her weird songs about vampire romance was not raping our brands like it does at the grocery store and pharmacies we stare at mom ass in leggings…so it’s fine.

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