I think it’s funny that no one understands that this site is a parody of all those fanboy sites that existed all those years ago….I would come across them and laugh at how virginal and desperate the writers were. I was like “this is some INCEL shit” before INCELS were even a thing, you know before they were out there driving vans into people in Toronto, or shooting up bars in California…the INCEL was just a socially awkward, friendless, loser who was scared to live….but who would collect UNDERWORLD DVDs and write about how hot a celeb is….

SO I said, wouldn’t it be funny to make fun of those virgin losers by doing the same kind of thing, but instead of praising the celebs they fantasize about, tear them down because the hooker down the street who may be 300 pounds and who may smell like a mix of feces, vinegar and AIDS, is far more interesting because at least you can get her to eat your asshole….plus celebs are overrated pieces of shit who don’t have talent and who are basically just fucking lies…so celebrating them like a 12 year old seeing his first set of tits made no sense to me….

The whole idea was to make fun of fan boys, while making fun of their celebrities, but instead, I just come across as an angry fan boy…and that’s too bad.

I should work on my satire, on my devlivery, walk you through the jokes, but why bother, I’ll just post links…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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Salma Hayek is a very important set of tits that first entered our lives in the 90s and reminded us that Mexico is not just filled with neckless Mayans who work at the tortilla stand, but rather a developed country that has people of all levels of hotness, as most developed countries do….

The tanned skinned, probably rich kid, turned Hollywood Starlet that is now married to a billionaire that we’ll assume is the bottom in this picture….has been consistent about one thing all these years…the tits…

IN a lot of ways, she probably paved the way from other latin women with huge tits, like Sofia Vergara….by reminding them that America loves big fucking tits more than their tribe does, even though their tribe loves big tits, because they look like they can feed the village….

I used to know a black guy who would turn his back on any black strippers because he felt they were doing what was expected of them, instead of elevating their people by not stripping, I do not have the same approach with Mexican women when they are hot…even when old…like this.

The original pic had her kid on her shoulders, but I couldn’t let the titties go to waste so I spent 9 hours of graphic design work making this magic happen…all for the big rich famous mom titties….I am that committed to the cause.

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When you see a lockdown critic get arrested for not respecting lockdown over a virus with a 99.999% survival rate…..you kinda start believing the conspiracy theories they try to play off as bullshit when in reality they are very real….FEMA CAMPS here we come…welcome to the New World…

Bear Jumps on Car…

REPO FAIL…

Dump Truck Fail

Boating Fail..

Self Parking Fail

Mayhem at the Salon

Booty Catfish….

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Lindsey Shaw is some now 31 year old who got her start when she was 15 or 16 on some Nickelodeon series you probably watched and not because you were 10, but because you are a predator or at least a weirdo….I don’t know any of these shitty kids shows but I do know anyone who has sat through any of them is the weirdest kind of pervert because no only are they into the actresses, but they actually sit through shitty programming to see the actresses, like pull up a google image search you masochist freak…then there’s the whole team of people who produce these shows, direct these shows, film these shows, write these shows….it’s a whole operation and procedure to produce such dog shit…

Since Nickelodeon she’s been on some CW show that got cancelled, she got on Pretty Little Liars, which was a big show and maybe why she’s got the 400k followers….and based on her instagram sleaze, we call it the last ditch effort…it’s safe to assume she’s forgotten, lacks management, needs help…..especially with her captions…

In an attempt to make her instagram sleaze seem more comedic and less desperate she wrote this caption that made me gag…

If the theme is to be hot, let’s own that because talking about smelling your own ass attracts the wrong kind of attention from the very wrong kind of people but she is already used to that thanks to her humble child star beginnings..that were actually, in hindsight, her peak, not her start….all down hill from here!

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Tamara Thorne is Bella Thorne’s Florida Trash mom that you know did whatever it took to get her kids famous….after the dad died, the boyfriend sexually assaulted her kids, possibly for pay, because that’s how opportunists work…they do what they can to get by, they kill to get their dreams, and clearly their kid’s well being was never on the fucking list of things that are important…when you’re a shitty stage parent, you’re a shitty stage parent who doesn’t give a fuck about their kids, instead they care about the glory…

I guess it worked out for them on some level, Bella did end up on Disney where she was able to build that audience that she’s got now…all she had to do was use basic influencer tactics from share for share with other sluts, hanging out with other influencers, then the whole scandalous, salacious, slutty, shameless content where people go nuts cuz DISNEY GIRLS aren’t trained for that, well they are when their mom grooms them to be whores, and when they now have Disney training to whore RIGHT…

So I guess it’s not surprising that the mom is on ONly Fans, like the daughter is, only you’d think at her age she’d have some money to not need to do an Only Fans, but then again Bella Thorne isn’t 18 nad mom’s not stealing her money, so she’s gotta pay the bills…plus certain exhibitionist narcissists who would whore out their own kids, get off on whoring themselves out…It’s all pretty shit..

What makes it less shit, or I guess MORE shit, is that she photoshops her titty scars out of it, because these fuckers are MANGLED>

IF you’re a sick fuck and a loser….you can sign up to her only fans…suckers are out there paying these idiots…so it could be you!

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Christina Milian is in her 40s, is a mom of 2 but is still being a slut on the internet despite having a pile of money because either she’s addicted to relevance, those likes and follows give her a little tickle in her naughty parts that may be callused and half dead based on overuse over the years, so a tickle down there feels good….or she’s addicted to the money she makes…despite having a lot of money….you can never have enough money when you’ve got no fucking soul…or she’s just got nothing better to do and it requires little to no effort to do these photoshoots where she gets to play dress up and feel like she’s not dead yet….

The one hit wonder only became a one hit wonder thanks to a racy music video where she was rolling around in the mud I think, I don’t really remember, but I know it was one of those music videos you liked having on rotation for when you had nothing but MTV to jerk off to. Pre-Internet cuz bitch is that old….

I remember when she first got on instagram and had basically no followers, was doing no work, but still got her residuals from co-writing songs like “BABY” by Bieber and other hits…and for whatever reason, one I call showing her tits off like some 20 year old party girl despite being near 40s…really gave her low level celebrity another run in an era where ALL celebrity is low level…

So this is her campaign for a brand…tits out, trying to be masturbation fodder, despite being in her 40s…so I suggest finding younger versions of Milian, because doing this at her age is funny as a joke once in a while,but when it’s the whole angle it shows a lack of innovation since old bitches shouldn’t be acting like young bitches…and if you don’t believe me, ask their uterine lining, that shit’s DEAD…and so should their sex appeal.

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Demi Lovato is some unstable fuck, boring rich and famous trash who believes her own hype, one of those “I have mental health issues” therefore “I have heroin overdoses”….because “I have mental health issues” is the number one excuse of her generation of loser, coddled, live with their parents, get naked on the internet trash….they just google the fuck out of mental health issues and figure what suits their needs best, present it to their doctors and get the meds they need to compare with their friends who are also on meds, a generation of kids on brain medication…awesome…..and I saw this coming…from Ritalin in the 80s and 90s onwards…the heavy handed prescription pad of doctors…even I’ve been prescribed prozac, paxil, downers when I barely even move and am always on a downer….when all I really need is the drink to get through it….

What I am saying is that I think all mental health issues are bullshit excuses from weak people who like having excuses that are beyond them and that you can’t point and laugh at because it’s a condition…….the only think mental health issues are good for is collecting disability checks because that shit can barely be proven and no one likes to work…so any reason not to work and still get paid is a good one…

More importantly, Demi Lovato, who should have been cancelled for a heroin overdose, but who was packaged as a hero who got to do some big performances as part of a comeback tour, all because she has a big fan base and hollywood likes to mooch off the people with the big fan bases…..they like the stupid lame storyline….of her “NOT DYING”…instead of being pragmatic and say things like “this loser bitch couldn’t even overdose right so that she could polarize it to make more money with the sympathy of all”….

It’s just a lot of garbage, but not as much garbage as those sloppy fucking tits in the sports bra….I don’t think that cleavage could be anymore fat-girl looking that whatever is going on here with this “Survivor” who is recently single because the love of her life she met 6 months ago, was engaged to 3 months ago, was exposed for tweeting that Selena Gomez was hotter than Demi before he devoted his life to fucking one of them…which he accomplished while escaping her spoiled rich brat wrath….like that motherfucker probably doctored his own tweets to get an out from this bitch as he appealed to her rival Selena Gomez to give him a shot, because they hate each other and what better revenge than to steal the other one’s man….especially when this one’s tits look like a man’s……garbage.

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I find Taylor Swift’s sex appeal to be less than the sex appeal of a wet rag and not even a warm wet rag shaped into a vagina shape like some Origami master at the all inclusive resort trying to make your hotel room feel 5 star…just fucking wet rag of a human…

I also find her whole angle of being this broken, weak, teenager in love, who is always the victim, pretty fucking pathetic and not empowering, just pandering to losers everywhere who would buy into her nonsense.

Even worse, I hate that she’s packaged herself as country, because she got her start in Nashville, thanks to knowing that country fans are forever…just ask LeAnn Rimes, you can do no wrong with country….

So seeing her at the Opry, an iconic place where some of the most amazing country musicians have played over the last 100 fucking years, whether at this venue or the old Rymans, you know where Johnny Cash jerked off to June Carter before he was even playing the GUITAR….back when he was working the family crop share….

Point being, she’s a pop star, who uses country, because country is lucrative, and it’s all pretty obvious in the fact that she lives in NYC, and uses country as a marketing hook, while country folk don’t turn their back on her, or egg her, like they should that CULTURAL APPROPRIATOR, because they are nice people who accept her into their club….even if she’s dog shit…

I guess the point is that she’s trying to sexualize herself with her pants riding up her ass for the Taylor Swift perverts who think she’s hot…when she’s not, but she has taken a lot of dick, at least based on her lyrics that I try to not listen as they rape us with them on the regular thanks to radio play.

Fuck Taylor Swift.

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