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Archive for the Porn Category

2007

27

Jun

I am – Noelia the Puerto Rican Singer's Sex Tape of the Day

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I have no idea who this is and I assume she’s not that famous because Puerto Rico isn’t big enough to have celebrities, unless they come to America and dress like J.Lo, but I do know that she was in a Sex Tape and that this is that Sex Tape. The fucking quality of the sound makes me assume these fuckers are using some 1950’s video camera because they are all third world and shit, but she takes it in the ass and that’s really what dreams are made of.

The reality of the whole thing is that if you are a popstar anywhere, even if you’re from some middle of fucking no where russian town, you shouldn’t let your boyfriend film you fucking, it’s going to hit the internet. The dream may be that it launches you into international fame, but reality is that people like you just like seeing girls fuck and it doesn’t matter who they are or what they do. I can guarantee that none of you fucks are going out to buy her CDs after seeing this, but at least you got to see it.

I love that celebrity sex tapes don’t use condoms. I don’t think this bitch is a celebrity, but I do think that real celebs don’t wear condoms either, that’s why they all have herpes. I was sent a few porno movies a while ago and every fucking dude in them wore condoms, I guess it’s the law after that whole AIDS scare a few years ago, but I was raised on watching condomless sex, and I don’t think you should bang that random without a condom on, because STDs suck, but if you’re going to jerk off to some porn, why the hell would they throw in a tool that fucks up your hard ons in real life. That would be like throwing in a picture of your mom in the top right corner like they do for deaf people on Sesame Street saying shit like “Son, I know what you’re doing, stop that, your mother is watching”.

Either way – Here’s the video – It’s NSFW – It’s from Rapidshare – It’s a RAR File – I don’t Know How To Convert/Upload – If you can do it, send it my way, thanks….
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You can stream it here
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2006

19

Jan

Double Viking at the AVN’s

Porno is played out, at least it is for me. I don’t give a shit about some abused/molested/useless girl from the midwest who moves to Porn Valley to make it big in the pictures. I try to stay as far away from dysfunction as possible. Whenever I am forced to watch a porno by my fat wife, she’s into that shit sometimes, I can’t help but think how many cocks have been inside that dumb bitch’s ass. Point of the story is that I’d rather get off to some local bitch with just as many fuckin issues as these porn bitches, but has enough decency to keep it to her whoreself, instead of announcing to the world that her daddy never loved her by taking a load on her face.

Point of this post is to say, DoubleViking is making the new DrunkenStepfather.com site for us, and to show our appreciation and to tell him to hurry the fuck up on it, we are pluggin his video.

If you want an update on the new DrunkenStepfather.com website, feel free to email DoubleViking@gmail.com to speed up his tanned Miami ass.

Watch the Video Here (NSFW for non-stepfather readers, I know you’re all a different breed of pervert than most, and that’s why I keep doin this bullshit.)

Posted in:AVN|Double Viking|Porn|porn awards|Unsorted

2006

19

Jan

Double Viking at the AVN's

Porno is played out, at least it is for me. I don’t give a shit about some abused/molested/useless girl from the midwest who moves to Porn Valley to make it big in the pictures. I try to stay as far away from dysfunction as possible. Whenever I am forced to watch a porno by my fat wife, she’s into that shit sometimes, I can’t help but think how many cocks have been inside that dumb bitch’s ass. Point of the story is that I’d rather get off to some local bitch with just as many fuckin issues as these porn bitches, but has enough decency to keep it to her whoreself, instead of announcing to the world that her daddy never loved her by taking a load on her face.

Point of this post is to say, DoubleViking is making the new DrunkenStepfather.com site for us, and to show our appreciation and to tell him to hurry the fuck up on it, we are pluggin his video.

If you want an update on the new DrunkenStepfather.com website, feel free to email DoubleViking@gmail.com to speed up his tanned Miami ass.

Watch the Video Here (NSFW for non-stepfather readers, I know you’re all a different breed of pervert than most, and that’s why I keep doin this bullshit.)

Posted in:AVN|Double Viking|Porn|porn awards|Unsorted

2006

16

Jan

DoubleViking at the AVN Awards

I am not a fan of porn stars or big black guys dressed like Vikings, but the people at DoubleViking have been good to all of us here at Stepfather. That means that even though I don’t like pornstars, and prefer the real deal, meaning real sluts who do this shit cuz they love it, not cuz they get paid for it, I am still gonna post their AVN video because I laughed once and I am not a laugher. Enjoy.

Watch Cliup Here

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