Bella Thorne is 40.

She looks pretty good for 40.

I appreciate her marketing campaign and ability to trick people into thinking she’s freshly 18.

It’s like “tell them the lie, they’ll believe, you’ll get work”….and her experiment worked, so she’s working it as hard as she can, cash in when she can, because there will be a time when she can’t fake being 18 now, you know assuming she has sustainability and lasts the next 10 years when she’s granny aged pretending to be 30….we’ll see but for now…I’ll look at her ass in jeans..

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My ongoing, boring, unfunny, but I keep saying it joke about Bella Thorne, the star of the Florida stage family with a dozen kids, of whom this is the only one who has any celebrity, is that she’s 40 and actually the stage mom, trying to show her ugly hipster kids how to make it, all you have to do is pretend to be 17…turn 18…and wear your bikini and no one will ask questions…you know frustrated at her daughter’s failing at getting dads to jerk off to them because they are forced to watch the shit tv, she took it upon herself to prove a point that even at 40, you can play a 17 year old people will love if you wear a push up bra…

Because of that push up bra and that pretending to be 17 turning 18, Bella Thorne is all the rage right now, at least that’s the way it seems if you accidentally read all these shitty blogs, but I don’t think she’s anything special, her social media is a 5 on 10 in excitement, her career is a 5 on 10 in excitement and the only reason anyone really even notices her is because the industry is putting money into her as they need a young reliable babe who guys like to carry shitty movies and TV shows…so why not make it this one…

They make her get to the events, they call the paparazzi, they tip her off on the type of content she needs to produce and they maximize the little celebrity they have and build off it…with their tits…

The reason I like this picture, or why I am posting this picture, is because it reminds me of an 80s mall shoot wives for their husbands, or young aspiring models do for their portfolio, something she had done when she was actually 18, 22 years ago, all cheesy in the cheesy studio…but when I looked closer…it wasn’t really that at all..i’ll post it anyway, since everyone loves this bitch…

TO SEE HER IN RIPPED JEANS CLICK HERE

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Bella Thorne has figured out the basics of social media, do as many slutty things as possible, but make sure they don’t come across slutty, and that people on the surface would have to question “is she trying to be slutty or is that just how the kids dress at the gym”…you know be as innocent in your presentation, but as whorey in your delivery or intentions, so dudes can jerk off to you, but when asked you can play it off as “I’m just at gym… working out…in a sports bra with my fat young tits hanging out…as I move is slow rhythmic motions similar to getting a slow fuck on…where I take all of the cock in me…bottom out on my pussy”….

Not that she’s actually “young tits”…I still want to do a carbon test to see how old she actually is…I’m convinced…it’s all lies…media is all lies…even these tits may be lies..but at least she gives us enough innocent material to disprove that lie..

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I don’t really know why I bother with this 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, but it probably has something to do with her womanly body, you know looking the way all 40 year olds should look, while no 40 year olds actually look like this, because they are lazy….

But Bella Thorne the 40 year old, who has managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….which is probably why she’s posting suggestive pics on her instagram…build that up because it is the modern way to help make this dream come true…

Here she is innocently on her knees…like a slut you can’t call a slut…because she’s riding the grey area…

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Bella Thorne is 40 years old…

I am convinced…18 year olds just don’t look like this.

She looks like a mom who figured out that the right botox makes her look young enough to pretend to be young and if you tell people you’re 18 enough – they believe you..

She’s managed to become an “It girl”…people are loving, booking Tyler Perry movies amongst other things, while dad’s everywhere jerk off to her young full tits…that isn’t as creepy as it was last year – when she was playing a 17 year old.

I don’t know why there is constantly a redhead with big tits working at Disney type companies reaching the kid market, but this is the new Lohan and I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just don’t really get where she’s from, what the obsession is, but I’ll still stare at her big tits and round ass…because that’s kind of what I do with my days…because I am pathetic…

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Bella Thorne is 40 years old, but she’s managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….traditional actors are really just an extension of that…because if you don’t have a following, you’re not worth getting paid. If magazines don’t get excited by your 18th birthday because you can now do nudes and they can jerk off to you for a year guilt free..you aren’t shit…and I guess Bella Thorne who has pretty much gone viral from being on some kids show for pervert dads is that she’s now pushing her social media hard…and using things like bikinis and fitness porn for perverts like me to post for perverts like you because we are all perverts….

I just know a body like this…is in no way 18….this is a lie, she’s lied to us, post your real birth certificate, not your doctored like a powerball ticket birth certificate….because this girl is 40.

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Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food..

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Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram…

It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello..

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Perverts love this trick…and she fucking knows it because she looks 40, is probably 40 and any 40 year old woman you know, will have figured out how men work, especially creepy fucking friends who are into girls who they think are underage…it’s like cocktease those fuckers…whether in workout gear, or more specifically sports bras, filled with her silly tits…

Well, she’s taken the fetish or the cocktease to the next level by introducing “sweating” like she just got fucked or came to the mix…or more interestingly…”Dying”….for the guys who i guess know they’d only be able to fuck her when she’s dead, or at least burnt out so fucking hard that she can’t escape their sexually assault…that they don’t think is sexual assault…because some people are delusional and think the secret or surprise finger bang while the girl is half dead/dead/asleep is what her body wants even when her mind says no…you rapey fucks.

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When you’re a 40 year old mom pretending the be an 18 year old Disney star, or Nickelodeon star, or whatever show they threw this busty stripper looking girl one to give dad’s something to jerk off to…

There is a serious importance to maintain a youthful body….doing spin class like any hot mom you see at the Starbucks in her workout gear..

Sure, this could be a product of hormones in the food, and starting to masturbate to porn online at the age of 9…

But I am a firm believer in being lied to about Bella Thorne…her age…everything…

You can’t trust anyone in this terrible world…

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I know we’re all done with Christmas, who gives a fuck about that over commercialized shit, that uses religion to sell product, to keep the economy prospering, forcing people to go into debt due to guilt of ruining Christmas in what is almost a perfectly oiled and crafted selling machine….

I know we can’t stomach more Christmas songs, our egg nog hangover gone and Jimmy Stewart’s voice has been locked away in our brains until next year….

But as a pervert, I am perfectly fine revisiting Christmas pajamas, especailly ridiculous Christmas pajamas, that a mom would wear trying to find joy in her pathetic, boring, uninspired, routine, miserable life…only packaged as a 18 year old, despite looking 40, because pretending to be 18 is better for business..and it’s working well for Bella Thorne, people are all about her, even if it’s creepy and not because she’s 18, but because she says she’s 18 and looks 40….

I guess what these Christmas pictures imply is that she’s not a Jew.

If you’re not done with Christmas, here’s Daniel Stern the Wet Bandit from Home Alone releasing another video in Character, without Joe Pesci, because I guess it was the biggest role of his life, it’s the best time to draw attention to himself, and most actors, when not reading scripts are absoultey batshit.. of the Day

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